I suppose the trick with these inanimate objects is to surprise them. I
thought about fine wines and Belgian chocolates followed by the finest
restaurant in town (Swiss Tony thought this was the best option), but I
looked at the prices and just couldn't bring myself to do it. So I did a
naughty thing. I downloaded the WM5 ROM for the X50V and the antidote to
take it back to WM2003SE. When the little sod wasn't looking I gave it a
shot up the unmentionables with a nasty piece of software that was bound to
smart a bit, followed by a soothing return to familiarity. I like to call
this the 'So you think you're in charge....really' routine
I think I showed that whilst I am the omnipotent lord and master of all my
technical kingdom (My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!) and no coups will be tolerated.
I am also compassionate against those who have thoughts against the good of
the whole. Call it a humbling experience for a misbehaving gadget. I'll be
being nice too and will give it the latest Hubdog to play with when it's
released.
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